Zombie Boy Card ... My Son!

No. You look great. Why do you think we're taking this family photo? We'll send them out to the entire family... for Halloween, I mean Christmas.

You look just like your father. Really. Who is he? Never mind. We'll talk about that another time.

Everyone will look at your cute sailor costume, er, outfit, and will think you're just the cutest thing.

Just a little bit of plastic work and you'll look good as new.

Bizarre, Scary Head Image

We've been having some fun with Halloween and that type of scary stuff, or at least stuff that's supposed to be scary, but is more entertaining.

Here we get back to something really scary gross, and this one does get you feeling a little weird.

Even so. My first thought is: get a dental plan! Look at those teeth sister.

Just because the rest of you is falling apart doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of your ivory. Ya know?

Predator and Not Accepting Blind Dates

Now that we're experiencing the newest version of the Predator brand at the theater, it may be a good idea to remind ourselves of what they look like.

Now when looking at this guy, it gives you a good reason for not accepting invitations to blind dates.



I mean, it could really be an alien experience, and that could get a little creepy if you ask me.

Who want's to go out with expectations and find out all you're going to do is get "bugged" all night;-)
 
This is just not my idea of a prelude to a french kiss.

Zombie Not Sharing Dinner

Bad zombie. This zombie girl can only be called selfish, as she snarls and fights over being asked to share her food by an unknown and unnamed zombie, who may just have to go to bed without dinner.

But I guess that could be profitable for someone depending on if you're the zombie or you're the dinner.

Honestly though, she is just giving girl zombie's a bad name.

Pride and Prejudice Zombies

Zombies: Pride and Prejudice

Now who would have thought to put zombies together with Pride and Prejudice. Is this a girly thing or what?

What about those choppers? Definitely needs a dental plan. Hey, even zombies need a dental plan, don't they?

Anyway, pretty stange zombie photo on the book cover.

Zombies: Pride and Prejudice

Bizarre Celebrations | Crapping Christmas Tradition

Strange Celebrations

This is one of the weirder Christmas traditions I have ever heard of, and very strange, even to me.

The photo above is of a figure some people in Spain use to beat on with sticks. As they beat the figure, or something that is similar to it, they say the words “¡caga tió!”.

Essentially that's to encourage the object to to poo something out. Really, I'm not kidding!

Of course what is being dropped is little goodies like nuts, torrons and candie. After this goes on and nothing is left, the final object is a salt herring which is shared by the family or community.

This figure actually is set partly into a fireplace when ordered to start pooing, for what reason, I'm not sure.

Strange Celebrations

Volcano Kills Santa: Christmas Cancelled

Bizarre Photos

This was a pretty creative photo shoot of Santa. Poor big elf, never knew what hit him. He didn't know how to react to hot situations, whereas something simple like an avalanche in the North Pole wouldn't have been any trouble for the poor guy at all.

That wasn't an alcohol related situation now was it? I can't tell what those cans are in his hands or lying around his body. Hope Santa has a backup. There are plenty of people looking for jobs this year, so maybe sending a resume up to the North Pole could land you a gig.

Bizarre Photos

Strange Christmas Cards | Dog Holding Gun

Strange Christmas Cards

The strangest thing to me about this Christmas card isn't that a dog is holding the gun, it's that you have no idea when looking at it, other than at the bottom where it says "A Happy Christmas to You."

Fun. What they're trying to do I guess is show Santa's going to have a hard time getting by this time around. Sheesh. Take it easy, nobody has to receive presents if they don't want to.

That aside, this is a cool picture; although definitely strange. It's not a Christmas card I expect any of us will get in the mail.

Strange Christmas Cards

Bizarre Giant Christmas Stockings

Bizarre Christmas Stockings

Now this is my type of Christmas stocking, knowing I've been good this year. I'm sure Santa would find it easy to fill this up with gifts and other goodies based on my wonderful behavior. Hehe.

They are a great gag gift though, and would be fun to hang up and fill with all sort of interesting surprises for Christmas day.

Heck, they seem as big as Santa's bag itself. I think he'd have to run back more than once to the North Pole if he had too many of those to deliver.

Bizarre Christmas Stockings

Tough Year for Recession Santa

Recession Santa Claus

Hopefully Santa Claus will have a better year than last year, as not long after Christmas this is what the formally jolly ole elf looked like. Kinda sad, isn't it?

Of course our wonderful political leaders assure us that the recession is over and a recovery has began (one without jobs that is), so maybe Santa will have a better year than last, which seems to be his personal worst on record.

I just wonder how he's going to get all those reindeer and his sleigh back.

Recession Santa Claus

Halloween Costumes | Scary Monster Costume

Scary Halloween Monster Costume

This is a very cool Halloween monster costume that get a lot of attention, as it's not just scary looking, but is very unique, and would go great at any Halloween party.

It reminds me a little of those strange guy in the first episode of Star Wars that were scheming behind the scenes, and which the Jedi's approached near the beginning of the story, and were shown throughout the story.

Either way, pretty neat and bizarre monster halloween costume.

Scary Halloween Monster Costume

Halloween Costumes | Green Army Guy

Halloween Costume

I really like the green Halloween costume, the shoes, and how about that hair ... ok, the army guy's cool too. Gotcha didn't I? I had to do that.

Really though, this is a cute couple, and that green army guy is a great Halloween costume. Of course the question is: is that a real costume or an enlarged photo? Looks like he's standing on air to me. Fun either way.

Halloween Costume

Bizarre Homes | Home on a Huge Rock

Bizarre Homes

Talk about an extraordinary buy scary place to have a home. Geesh. Picture if you had trouble with sleepwalking. You'd have to go to sleep with a bungy cord tied to you.

Did you notice the way you travel between the two cliffs? It's small but you can see how people get out of this house.

Great shaped rock to build the home on. Hopefully your guests have strong stomachs and aren't afraid of heights or that type of travel.

Bizarre Homes

Strange, Bizarre Couples' Halloween Costumes

Strange Halloween Couples Costumes

This is a hilarious hammer and nail couples costume, and it would be a real hit (pun intended) at a party.

Probably the biggest problem would be for the woman wearing the nail costume, as there would be no way to sit down anywhere while remaining in the outfit. Better have a good pair of shoes to keep your feet from getting soar.

But this is a great couples Halloween costume.

Strange Halloween Couples Costumes

Bizarre Inflatable Referee Costume

Bizarre Inflatable Referee Costume

When looking at this Halloween costume of an inflatable referee, the first thought that comes to my mind is how long would it take before someone took a sharp object and popped that blown up guy.

Pretty funny, but I bet those arms would eventually become pretty uncomfortable if the costume was on for any period of time.

Bizarre Inflatable Referee Costume

Bizarre Photo | Eliza Dushku Photo

Bizarre Photo

In a recent photoshoot for Complex magazine, Eliza Dushku, who was obviously participating to promote the 2nd season premiere of Dollhouse, looked great in the photos, which had her in a lot of skimpy outfits.

But the photo above was unique and strange, and messes with your eyes and brain when you look at it. Pretty cool.

Just so you don't despair about not being able to enjoy the Dushku eye candy, I included another photo from the Complex editorial to enjoy.

Not the second photo of Eliza Dushku crawling on the desk is much easier on the eyes, in more ways than one.

Bizarre Photo

Bizarre Halloween Ideas | Kate Gosselin Wig

Bizarre Halloween Ideas

Now this is definitely a bizarre and weird photo, with a side-by-side view of reality TV star Kate Gosselin and a wig you can wear on Halloween or a party to give you her look.

Now if you could hire a few, small Asian kids to walk around with you, you could get a lot of attention, sign some autographs, and maybe get your own reality TV show.

All of that from wearing a Kate Gosselin Wig.

Bizarre Halloween Ideas

Tattoos | Back Skeleton Tattoo

Tattoos

When I first looked at this skeleton tattoo on this guy's back, I first thought it was probably a photoshopped image, based on looking at his glasses on his head from behind. As you can see, the glasses are clear when wearing them on his head, and dark when in the mirror.

I think what he did was hide his identity - for whatever reason - by photoshopping the image in the mirror, but not the image on his back, so there's a good chance this may be a real skeleton tattoo.

Assuming it is, it is a really cool skeleton tattoo, and would have been extremely difficult and time consuming to ink on. The detail in the vertebrae area would have been especially hard to do.

Tattoos

Tattoos | Full Body Tattoos

Tattoos

This is an incredible photo of a couple that are tattooed, and it really plays tricks with the eyes, as you can see when you look at the guy's arm, which at first glance isn't obviously laying on the shoulder of the woman.

But the tattoos are great and work together fantastic.

Take a good look, it's still hard to see the way the couple is standing until you really take a close look. Really fun tattoo and tattoo photo.

Tattoos

Bizarre Advertising | Converse Hybrid Animals

Bizarre Advertising

The latest advertising campaign from Converse is bizarre and strange, but very effective, because as soon as you look at the hybrid or chimera animals, you immediately understand what it is Converse is saying; and it's especially funny because of the Converse shoes worn by each hybrid animal in the photos.

What the idea is is to show how you can get customized Converse shoes for you, and the compelling look coming with them. Converse has these strange animal hybrid photos plastered on billboards all across America.


Bizarre Advertising