William Shakespeare Love Quotes

William Shakespeare Love Quotes

My bounty is as deep as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite."
~ William Shakespeare

The courses of true love never did run smooth.
~ William Shakespeare

My heart is ever at your service.
~ William Shakespeare

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
~ William Shakespeare

One half of me is yours, the other half yours-
Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours,
And so all yours!
~ William Shakespeare

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
~ William Shakespeare

They do not love that do not show their love.
~ Williams Shakespeare

They do not love that do not show their love.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel

but Love.
~ William Shakespeare

Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
~ William Shakespeare

Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
~ William Shakespeare

O, spirit of love, how quick and fresh art thou.
~ William Shakespeare

So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love

which gives life to me.
~ William Shakespeare

Wedding Love Quotes

Wedding Love Quotes

My Greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.
~ Author Unknown


In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.
~ Douglas Jerrold

Whatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
~ Emily Bronte

Why such a big deal? What excitement, what commotion and fuss - over a single hour of one day in our life!
~ Author Unknown


Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
~ Friedrich Halm

The man or woman you really love will never grow old to you. Through the wrinkles of time, through the bowed frame of years, You will always see the dear face and feel The warm heart union of your eternal love.
~ Author Unknown

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.
~ Author Unknown

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
~ Douglas William Jerrold

Know her mind and you can have her body, know her heart and you have her soul.
~ Author Unknown

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
~ Author Unknown

True Love Quotes

True Love Quotes

True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
~ Jason Jordan

We don't believe in rheumatism or true love until we have been attacked by them.
~ Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
~ La Rochefoucauld

The course of true love never did run smooth.
~ William Shakespeare

True love is like an eternal flame...
It will continue to burn for all eternity.
~ Author Unknown

Love lasts forever...
You will know true love,
Your heart will let you know.
~ Author Unknown

If you truly love someone,
then distance does not matter to the mind or the heart.
~ Author Unknown

When I saw you,
I knew you were my true love...
~ Author Unknown

When you tell a person that you love them,
It is coming from your heart,
Spirit and soul;
the place that made you love them from the beginning.
True love never leaves the heart?
~ Author Unknown

You cannot fall out of love,
Once you learned to love that special someone,
it takes over you and it will never leave you.
True love is everlasting?
~ Author Unknown

Let your heart lead you to true love...
~ Author Unknown

Teenage Love Quotes

Teenage Love Quotes

Love me now, love me never,
but if you love me, love me forever.
~ Author Unknown

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.
~ Author Unknown

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
~ Author Unknown

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
~ Author Unknown

It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you.
~ Author Unknown

I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate
expression of the will to live. A heart that
truly loves is forever young.
~ Author Unknown

Love makes life so confusing, but without love
would you really want to live?
~ Author Unknown

Once in awhile,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale.
~ Author Unknown

Do you love me because I am beautiful
or am I beautiful because I am loved?
~ Author Unknown

He taught me how to love,
but not how to stop.
~ Author Unknown

Roses Quotes

Roses Quotes - Love Quotes

True love is not without pain, like that of thorns in your side. Yet love is like the rose in full bloom, beautiful and full of life.
~ Author Unknown


My love is like a rose divided into two, the leaves I give to others, but the rose I give to you.
~ Author Unknown

Even if love is full of thorns, I'd still embrace it for I know that in between those thorns, there is a rose that's worth all the pain.
~ Author Unknown

Sometimes a rose is destined to love a thorn.
~ Author Unknown

The fragrance of the rose, remains on the hand that gives it.
~ Author Unknown

Men are like roses, watch out for the pricks!
~ Author Unknown



Love is sweeter than any rose. Love pricks you far deeper than any thorn.
~ Author Unknown

You can complain because a rose has thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have a rose.
~ Author Unknown

The rose that all are praising Is not the rose for me.
~ Thomas Haynes Bayly

Go pretty rose, go to my fair, Go tell her all I fain would dare, Tell her of hope; tell her of spring, Tell her of all I fain would sing, Oh! were I like thee, so fair a thing.
~ Michael Beverly

Romantic Love Quotes

Romantic Love Quotes

A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn?t put there to stay -
Love isn?t love
'Til you give it away.
~ Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)"


Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
~ Albert Einstein

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
~ Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~ Author Unknown

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
~ Stephen King

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~ Author Unknown

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
~ W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.
~ John Bulwer

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.
~ Author Unknown

Love Angel Quotes

Love Angel Quotes

Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself, like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick ... you're my angel.
~ From the movie "A Walk to Remember"

A true friend is always be there when the whole world left you, he always cheers you up when the whole world has turned you down and he never asks you to act like an angel but he becomes your angel.
~ Author Unknown

Tonight I sent an angel to watch over you, but it came back. When I asked why, it told me that angels don't watch over other angels.
~ Author Unknown

Last night, they were doing a headcount of all the angels in heaven. There was one big problem, the sweetest angel was missing! Please let them know you're ok.
~ Author Unknown

Love is the angel that wanders within, tormenting the heart.
~ Author Unknown

Treat me like an angel, and I'll show you what heaven's really like.
~ Author Unknown

If only I was with you, I would kiss you. If only was beside you, I would embrace you tight. But since I'm far from you, I'll let the angels do it for me today ... but next time it will be my turn.
~ Author Unknown

When I think rain, I think about singing. When I think about singing, it's a heavenly tune. When I think about heaven then I think about angels. When I think about angels, I think about you.
~ Jamie O'Neal

Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.
~ Author Unknown

Be an angel to someone else whenever you can, as a way of thanking God for the help your angel has given you.
~ Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994

Heart Quotes - Love Quotes

Heart Quotes - Love Quotes

I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love.
~ Robert Tizon


One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
~ James Earl Jones

Follow your heart, but be quiet for a while first. Ask questions, then feel the answer. Learn to trust your heart.
~ Author Unknown

When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever.
~ Author Unknown

The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.
~ Jacques Benigne Bossuel

Love is not written on paper, for paper can be erased. Nor is it etched on stone, for stone can be broken. But it is inscribed on a heart and there it shall remain forever.
~ Author Unknown



The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.
~ Author Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
~ Kay Knudsen

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
~ Lao Tzu

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those.
~ Michael Nolan

Friendship Love Quotes

Friendship Love Quotes

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
~ Charles Caleb Colton


A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
~ Author Unknown

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.
~ Albert Camus

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
~ Elbert Hubbard

A friend in need is a friend indeed.
~ John Ray

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.
~ Frances Ward Weller

A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.
~ Kayla

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
~ Mencius


Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
~ Anais Nin

My friends are my estate.
~ Emily Dickinson

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.
~ Walter Winchell

Falling in Love Quotes

Falling in Love Quotes

Why do I love you? Because you are and always have been my dream.
~ Author Unknown

Without love there are no dreams.
~ Author Unknown

Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you only have one life to live and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
~ Author Unknown

The best dreams happen when you're awake.
~ Author Unknown

With you my love, I want to start a dream that never ends.
~ Author Unknown

Like a movie scene, in the sweetest dream, I've pictured us together.
~ Jennifer Lopez

Love isn't something dreamers look for in reality, it's something reality looks for in dreamers.
~ Author Unknown

Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.
~ Author Unknown

Some people have to close their eyes to dream, with you I only have to open mine.
~ Author Unknown

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.
~ Calvin & Hobbes

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.
~ Ashley Smith

Broken Heart Quotes

Broken Heart Quotes

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.
~ Author Unknown

God is closest to those with broken hearts.
~ Jewish Saying

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.
~ Lamartine

When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
~ Author Unknown

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
~ Gwyneth Paltrow

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too.
~ Missy Altijd

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
~ Author Unknown

Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.
~ Author Unknown

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless.
~ Stelle Atwater

Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
~ From the television show The Wonder Years

Confidence Quotes

Confidence Quotes

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
~ Sally Field

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
~ Author Unknown

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie
Which we ascribe to heaven.
~ William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.
~ David Brinkley

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.
~ Author Unknown

We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies.
~ Roderick Thorp, Rainbow Drive

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
~ W.C. Fields

Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right.
~ Henry Ford

I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn't fall down.
~ Allen H. Neuharth

Courage Quotes

Courage Quotes

Courage is reckoned the greatest of all virtues; because, unless a man has that virtue, he has no security for preserving any other.
~ Samuel Johnson (Thanks, Frank Lynch)

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
~ Ambrose Redmoon

Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself the courage of other persons.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
~ Winston Churchill
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow.
~ Mary Anne Radmacher

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
~ Mark Twain

People are made of flesh and blood and a miracle fibre called courage.
~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Letters to Lucilius

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave.
~ Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, 1894

It was times like these when I thought my father, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest man who ever lived.
~ Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

Education Quotes

Education Quotes

No man who worships education has got the best out of education.... Without a gentle contempt for education no man's education is complete.
~ G.K. Chesterton

The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think - rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with thoughts of other men.
~ Bill Beattie

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
~ Sydney J. Harris

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
~ Albert Einstein

The school is the last expenditure upon which America should be willing to economize.
~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.
~ Author unknown, quoted in You Said a Mouthful, Ronald D. Fuchs, ed.

An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.
~ Author Unknown

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
~ Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.
~ Robert G. Ingersoll

Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
~ G.M. Trevelyan

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
~ A.A. Milne

Failure Quotes

Failure Quotes

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure.
~ Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Failure is an event, never a person.
~ William D. Brown, Welcome Stress!

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works.
~ William Strong

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~ Thomas Edison

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
~ Bill Cosby

There is no failure except in no longer trying.
~ Elbert Hubbard

Supposing you have tried and failed again and again. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down.
~ Mary Pickford

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
~ Samuel Beckett

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it just means you haven't succeeded yet.
~ Robert Schuller

One fails forward toward success.
~ Charles F. Kettering

One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake.
~ Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

Goals Quotes

Goals Quotes

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
~ Henry Ford

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
~ Les Brown

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit.
~ Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galanti?re

One half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it.
~ Sidney Howard

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
~ Lawrence J. Peter

It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.
~ Samuel Johnson, in Boswell's Life of Johnson, 1770

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
~ Doug Larson

Goals are dreams with deadlines.
~ Diana Scharf Hunt

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
~ T.S. Eliot

The road leading to a goal does not separate you from the destination; it is essentially a part of it.
~ Charles DeLint

Jesus Christ Quotes

Jesus Christ Quotes

The name of Jesus is the one lever that lifts the world.
~ Author Unknown

In every pang that rends the heart
The Man of Sorrows has a part.
~ Michael Bruce

I have read in Plato and Cicero sayings that are very wise and very beautiful; but I never read in either of them: "Come unto me all ye that labour and are heavy laden."
~ St Augustine

He changed sunset into sunrise.
~ Clement of Alexandria

Every character has an inward spring; let Christ be that spring. Every action has a keynote; let Christ be that note, to which your whole life is attuned.
~ Henry Drummond

No man can follow Christ and go astray.
~ William H.P. Faunce

When Jesus comes, the shadows depart.
~ Author unknown, inscription on a Scottish castle

If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I would not fear a million enemies. Yet distance makes no difference. He is praying for me.
~ Robert M. McCheyne

Sun of my soul! Thou Saviour dear,
It is not night if Thou be near.
~ John Keble

Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded his empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for him.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Leadership Quotes

Leadership Quotes

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says "Go!" - a leader says "Let's go!"
~ E.M. Kelly

A chief is a man who assumes responsibility. He says "I was beaten," he does not say "My men were beaten."
~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.
~ Author Unknown

Leadership is action, not position.
~ Donald H. McGannon

You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
~ Gene Mauch

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
~ Elaine Agather

You don't have to hold a position in order to be a leader.
~ Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
~ Albert Schweitzer

Leaders are visionaries with a poorly developed sense of fear and no concept of the odds against them.
~ Robert Jarvik

You do not lead by hitting people over the head. That's assault, not leadership.
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

Life Quotes

Life Quotes

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
~ Hans Christian Anderson

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
~ Erma Bombeck

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
~ Robert Byrne

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.
~ Chinese Proverb

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
~ Elwyn Brooks White

Life is simple, its just not easy.
~ Author Unknown

A life without cause is a life without effect.
~ Barbarella

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
~ Richard Bach

Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow.
~ Cherralea Morgen

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
~ Henry David Thoreau, Walden

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
~ Jack Handey

litanya ala block A

_tj: joey, knock knock, pramis, nakakatawa to. knock knock.

_joey: ewan ko sa yo.

_tj: ayaw mo? bahala ka. its not my loss.

_joey: haha. sa totoo lang dun ako natawa.

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_mon: lam mo, kung mayaman lang sana ako, pinag-aral na kita.

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_tj: di ba, pag past tense, naglaba. pag present, naglalaba. pag future.. magsasampay.

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_lesley: ang gwapo ni kuya jehad a. *dahil nagpa-gupit at nagpa-ahit*

_jehad: sa totoo lang labag to sa kalooban ko e.

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_sean: tapos ka na ba sa intrapersonal? este intrapartal pala.

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_CI: where is miss carpio?

_tj: curfew?

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_CI: noe, elaborate this.

_noe: elaborate mam?

_CI: oo, elaborate it.

_noe: mmm. elaborate mam?

_fred: elaborite, elaborite, okey na?

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_tina: sino ang pumatay kay magellan? it starts with an L.

_fred: lito lapid.

_tina: inuulit ito.

_fred: lito lito lapid lapid.

_tina: marami sila.

_fred: lito lapid and friends.

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_fred: mam short quiz sabi nio tas 35 points. di nio na lang ginawang 40 para sinulit sulit nio na.

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_CI: tj mag-ahit ka dyan.

_tj: mam kakaahit ko lang nung sabado mam.

_CI: iba ngayon.

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_CI: mr. paras your socks bakit white.

_tj: mr. paras you suck daw.

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_CI: noon, ang ginagamit nila ay bamboo para i-cut yung cord ng baby.

_fred: o, bamboo???

_jovilyn: basta kasi pag bamboo feel mo ikaw na.

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_CI: walang ambulansya kaya ung pasyente, nagtataxi na lang.

_jane: hala. patay na ung pasyente a.

_fred: iniisip nio kasi patay na.

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_CI: sinu na dito ang nakapunta ng US? mr. tuazon and ms. madarang di ba?

_fred: ako sir, sa mexico.. pampanga. sa new york.. cubao.

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_CI: dapat, huwag niong ikahiya ang school na pinanggalingan nio.

_fred: "maganda ba ung mga room nio doon?" "malaki.. ung gym."

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_fred: 80% of jokes are true.

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_CI: selfish.

_fred: yes sir. minsan nagtitinda rin ako ng baboy.

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_CI: acapen.

_fred: yakapen.

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_tj: another breastfeeding position is the football position. put your baby on your fore arm. apat na kamay..

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_vielle: yung fertile phase, pwedeng mag-occur agad after menstruation.

_erika: kelan yan?

_fred: mamaya.

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_tk: when can you record your menstrual days?

_vielle: sa kamay mo kung gusto mo! haha.

_fred: sa pader!

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_fred: this is the.. ahm, kasi yung ano..

_tj: english!

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_fred: mga bulakbol!

_karen valerie: weh? nagsao!

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_jovilyn: nakakainis ako na lang lagi tinatawag ni sir.

_jesebel: wen man.

_fred: sige, magreklamo kayo sa isa't isa imbes na kay sir.

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_romeo: mam kailangan pa ba talaga nung PHN book?

_CI: kasi gagamitin nio yan hanggang 4th year.

_tina: mam ako hanggang 4th year dala dala ko tong book.

_fred: dala dala mo hanggang 4th year? ako minsan iiwan ko rin sa bahay. haha.

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_mon: hindi naman talaga natin alam kung ano ang nursing e. bat kasi may mga nagkakasakit pa. sana ginawa na lang ni God na wala nang sakit.

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_CI: bat mo kasi inaasar ung mga kagrupo mo?

_mon: sir hindi kaya. tinuturuan ko pa nga sila eh.

_CI: siguro crush mo sila no?

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_mon: sir, subukan mong kumain sa kabila.

_CI: bakit, masarap ba dun?

_mon: may ginto ang pagkain nila dun. ang mahal e.

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_CI: its better talaga na bilhin nio ung book. ung accompanied by a CD.

_fred: mam sa national bookstore, may CD na nga may CD player pa!

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_CI: bugarin were you raising your hand?

_fred: ako mam?

_tina: sino pa bang bugarin dito?

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_CI: anong mahirap? diniscuss nman natin tong lahat. nasa libro pa. ano ang mahirap?

_noe: mahirap magrebyu.

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_CI: fourmula one. ano pang mga program?

_karen valerie: fourmula two.

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_CI: sa capping, ilang parents nio ang darating?

_fred: mam dalawa, sila pareho.

_tj: mam ako tatlo. kasama ung kabit. haha.

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_tina: mam ilang months na tiyan nio?

_CI: 3 months.

_tina: kelan expiry date? este due date?

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*sumisipa ng bola si noe sa volleyball*

_malou: noe han nga soccer dayta!

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_lesley: ang ganda ng scrapbook natin a, ung kulay ang sarap sa mata.

_fred: o, tikman mo. *sabay subo ng papel sa mata ni lesley*

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*mga vikings na girls tinitilian si sean habang sumasayaw*

_romeo: ang lalandi nio bata yan!! bata!!

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_CI: magkakahypertension ka pag sayote ang ulam mo araw araw.

_tina: totoo mam? nakakahighblood ang sayote?

_CI: oo.

_lesley: di nga?

_tj: sayote manen! inaldaw nga sayote!

_CI: ikaw ba nmang isang buwang sayote ang ulam mo araw araw hindi ka ba mahahighblood?
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*4:30pm*

_romeo: good luck sa inyong duty. kita kita mamayang umaga.

_vielle: ano? mamayang gabi!

_romeo: mamayang umaga!

_veille: mamayang gabi, hindi umaga! sus!

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_vielle: ang baho!

_ako: parang sunog na tae.

_fred: haha!

_vielle: wag kang tumawa, lumalala!
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*alice, lumipat ng upuan, sa loob ng jeep*

_fred: hoy! ginagawa mo ring bus to a! umaandar tawid ka nang tawid!

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_mon: ganito kumain ng oreo. buksan mo. tas dilaan mo. tas isawsaw mo. tas kainin mo.

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_CI: san si ritumalta? wala pa siya?

_mon: oo nga sir lagi na lang siyang nahuhuli.

_CI: sabihin nio kasi sa kanya, wag na siyang mag make up.

_fred: hindi sir, maganda lang talaga un.

_mon: lagi siyang nahuhuli kasi ganito siya maglakad. *naglakad nang parang penguin*

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*sa loob ng jeep*

_fred: may estudyante ba pag sabado?

_ako: anong tingin mu sa ten?

_lesley: may estudyante pero walang discount.

_fred: manong bayad. estudyante, nag-aaral mabute!

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_CI: magbigay nga kayo ng gamot for ulcer.

_romeo: pagkain.

_vielle: sky flakes.

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_CI: mula sa chicken, anong makukuha mong sakit?

_romeo: chicken pox.

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_caila: ang liit ko no.

_ako: ano bang height mo?

_caila: 4.

_ako: ako kaya?

_caila: siguro 5"2". eh ako. ang liit ko talaga.

_ako: mukha ka kayang matangkad pag malayo.

_caila: e di dapat lagi akong malayo.

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_CI: miss patacsil. maingay ka.

_tina: mam ako lang? lahat naman kami.

_CI: ikaw ang naririnig ko diyan.

_tina: mam sige tatahimik na ako.

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_joey: mam may tendonitis po ako.

_CI: may tendonitis ka?

_ako: magpapayat ka na kasi.

_karen valerie: oo kasi ang bigat. haha.

_joey: haha. oo nga no.

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_candidate for SSC [cyrus]: yan ang aming mga platforms. any questions?

_roy: and, sa uniform pala.

_candidate for SSC [cyrus]: ay, oo. inaamag na rin ba mga damit mo sa bahay?

_roy: oo.

_fred: buti ako pina-ukay ukay ko na!

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_tina: sino ung si julius barias?

_candidate for SSC [cyrus]: yung sa intrams, yung nagbasketball.

_vin: si JB. justin bieber.

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__candidate for SSC [cyrus]: yung soundsystems, sa apat na taon na nandito ako ganun pa rin. pati yung gym, naka isang pintura lang ata sa apat na taon na andito ako.

_vin: si jehad, limang taon nang ganun ang nakikita!

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_vielle: hindi nakapasok si miss venezuela sa top 15.

_aiselyne: oo, kasi sila lagi ang nakukuha.

_ako: last year sila rin nanalo. tas before nun sila din.

_joey: kelan nanalo si ano.. si..

_ako: si gloria diaz?

_joey: oo.

_ako: 1954. ewan.

_romeo: 1970s.

_vielle: 1900s. hindi. nung panahon ng giyera siya nanalo.

_romeo: kasi wala nang iba. haha.

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_lesley: no permit no exam.

_roy: wala akong ID. magbabayad na ako. okey lang ba pag walang ID?

_vin: okey lang yan. sabihin mo, "hindi nio ba ako kilala?!"

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_jovilyn: sir, magchecheck ka ba ng notebook ngaun?

_karen valerie: sus. bukas na!

_jovilyn: hindi ka nagsusulat no?

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_PE teacher: 14-16 lang ang feathers ng shuttlecock. may nagsulat ba ng 20 diyan?

_karen valerie: mulawin na un a!

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_ako: hinahanap ka ng bisita ng pasyente ko.

_JP: ha? sinu?

_ako: ewan.

_JP: hindi. sikat kasi ako.

_ako: me ganung factor?

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_emily: ui. anung dadalhin bukas sa RD?

_fred: sarili mo.

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_joey: mam yung apron ganu kalaki?

_fred: yung kasya sa yo.

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_erika: mam pwedeng maki-sit in muna?

_tj: akalain nio un. alas diyes kami nadismiss, balik daw kami ala una. inggit kayo no?

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_CI: dapat dalawa ang scar nio. kumpleto nio ba yung dose?

_jehad: mam wala naman. pwede pang humabol?

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_fred: "you're the victim of the crime. too much love will kill you.."

_jehad: ui si jovit o!

_mon: look alike!

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_fred: mam pwede bang gumawa ng sariling tea bag?

_vin: yung medyas mo.

_vielle: stocking!

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_CI: hindi nio ba talaga nababasa?

_jovilyn: pramis mam ang labo nitong photocopy.

_CI: wala talaga kayong nababasa ni isang word?

_vin: personal social, fine motor, language, grluzawitoqas.

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_CI: ano pang kayang sabihin ni baby? mama. dada. ano pa?

_vin: brother.

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_CI: what's "reservoir"?

_noe: bahay.

_CI: anung bahay? ganyan ba kayo sumagot?

_noe: bahay mam.

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_tj: mam hindi kami naligaw dahil dun sa mga tae.

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_alice: ang sikip nitong sleeping bag. wag na lang kaya natin ipasok ang sarili natin dito.

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_doktora: alam mo bang bawal ang mataba dito?

_joey: opo mam.

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_ako: oi magbihis na raw kayo sabi ni sir.

_tj: sabihin mo sa kanya magbibihis ako kung kelan ko gusto!

*narinig ni sir*

_tj: tara bihis na tayo a.

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_doc: eto (joey) ang ganda niya pag payat siya. di ba?

_tj: ako po gwapo pag mataba.

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*kausap si fred sa phone*

_vielle: fred, ano, bibili ka ng extension wire? para mula sa saksakan ipagkonek konek natin hanggang sa higaan natin.

_fred: ***

_vielle: ha? sa TS ka bibili? baka naman isang gabi lang puputok na yan.

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_mon: tignan mo nga kung may media diyan sa labas. magsusuot kasi ako ng nike baka magalit ang adidas.

_ako: ano sila, sponsor?

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_doktora: ikaw jehad, anong ginawa mo nung pinagalitan kita?

_jehad: mam. umalis, tapos pumunta sa may bintana, tumingin sa labas at tumulo ang luha.

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*justin bieber and sean kingston on the radio*

_tj: eto ang bagong lyrics niyan. "shortie is an incy wincy spider!"

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