April Fools Day Quotes
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
~ Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
~ Chinese Proverb
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~ Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962
He who is born a fool is never cured.
~ Proverb
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
~ Mark Twain
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
~ Welsh Proverb
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
~ Jack Handey
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
~ Japanese Proverb
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
~ Abraham Lincoln
